The Explanation?

A wife comes home early to find her husband in bed with a strange woman.





She says, "That's it, I'm leaving %26amp; never coming back."





He says, "Don't you at least want to hear my explanation?"





She shrugs %26amp; says, "Fine, let's hear your story. This had better be good!"





He says, "Well, I'm driving along the street, when I see this young lady in torn clothes, no shoes, all muddy %26amp; crying. I took pity on her and asked if she would like to get cleaned up in my house. She climbed into my truck and I brought her home. She took a shower, I gave her the underwear that doesn't fit you anymore, the silk blouse and slacks that I bought you 2 years ago that you wore once, the $150 Nike running shoes you bought %26amp; wore only twice. I gave her some of the leftover roast beef from the fridge that has just been sitting there. Then I showed her to the door. She was so grateful, for all these things, she thanked me profusely. As she was about to leave she turned around and asked me, 'Is there anything else your wife doesn't use anymore?'


…And here we are."

The Explanation?
hahaha awsome hun but you gotta tell me where did this take place so i can maybe vist
Reply:OMG!! HILARIOUS..GOOD ONE
Reply:haha


yea thats gotta sting


lmao


awesome joke


im gonna use that one on my frends


thanks for the laugh *stars*
Reply:which town was this id better take my truck there


LOL
Reply:nice one!!


lol!!
Reply:very very very good and nice


ha ha ha ha ha i cant stop laughing


star for u
Reply:ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..nice Joke
Reply:made me chuckle
Reply:OUTsTANDING
Reply:OUCH!
Reply:Now that is what I call an open minded wife!
Reply:that is hilarious hehehehe!!


thanx!



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